Robert DeNiro Loses $40 Million Reunion Contract – Blames Trump

Robert DeNiro isn’t much to look at in person. At 5-foot-2 and just over 140 pudgy pounds, he wears platform shoes and a mean look on his face to feel tough. We’ve all seen those videos where he does the whole “Trump is a punk” thing. It’s ridiculous. He’s like an overgrown toddler with an Oscar or two
His outbursts will now cost him. According to our insider at Universal MGM, DeNiro’s negative image among older Americans lost him the $40 million role of a lifetime:

“Bob was on his way to his biggest payday ever when the studio called. It was Art Tubolls himself. He told Bobby that they were passing on him for the Goodfellas sequel. They’re gonna kill him off instead. Him and Liota were supposed to split $40 million up front with another $40 million guaranteed for the backend. Now they’re bringing Pesci back to life instead.”

That’s a shame, “Bob.” Maybe you should have kept your tiny self out of places it didn’t belong. Everyone knows Trump would toss you around like a rag doll and leave you a pile of mush. He’s in the best shape a president has ever been in.

DeNiro reportedly had his driver keep going, taking him north into Oregon and his private ranch on the Danube. From there he sent a statement to his agent to release when the word of his firing from the film goes public:

“This is nothing more than bully tactics from that chump, Donald Trump. He’s a mook. A goof. A big orange buffoon. It’s okay, Butternut Bigot…I have enough money and a few awards I actually earned. Go cheat some kid out of a golf trophy, you phony.”

As usual, the liberal has nothing worthwhile to say, so he resorts to insults. It’s amazing that they think that’s acceptable in a modern, civilized society.

Grade 3 Students Disciplined For Saying ‘Jesus’ In Front Of Non-Christians

At Kingswood Elementary School, things are really changing. Once consisting nearly entirely of followers of Christ, newly arrived pupils have altered the student and faculty landscape completely. While this shouldn’t be a problem in a country with freedom of religion, such as ours, the desire of education officials to put recent entries “at ease in their new environment” is proving to be difficult for the more established Christian base. This can be seen in recent events in the third grade class of Mrs Mamasay Mamakusah.

Christ Almighty.

That’s when the atmosphere in the classroom changed. Immediately, some of the newer students began to shake and cry. And Mrs. Mamakusah became enraged.

Mamakusah directed the brothers Barron outside class where they were admonished for having mentioned Jesus Christ in class. She told them it was culturally insensitive and that they had to be more appreciative of their classmates’ feelings. They were each given one week detention after class each day, during which time they were to write essays on how people should be treated in a civilized society.

It should be noted that those who mentioned the deities of other religions in class have never been punished.

Political correctness and efforts to be culturally sensitive have gone too far. So far, in fact, that we are the ones who are being treated cruelly. The pendulum has swung the other way and Christians are now the victims.